-annoying:

one time i explained post limit to my mom and she says

“is that why you get off the computer sometimes” 

(via ovoxoyo)

starkstower:

all original chip skylark fans assemble

dem fake hoes can go to skip sparkypants

chip5ever

(via its-a-dangerous-business)

brvdleysoileau:

how is “slut” even an insult wtf get that dick grl

(via hellotherelittlelady)

(Source: run-your-own-miles)

morristibbs:

IF SOMEONE IS SCARED OF SPIDERS OR BUGS DONT FUCKING PICK ONE UP AND WALK TOWARDS THEM WITH IT YOU ARENT FUCKING FUNNY YOU’RE A GODDAMN ASSHOLE

(via emily-chenn)

noavailable-names:

I want to go out with a guy that already has everything planned. Don’t ask me what I want to do…

(via optimistic-ambitions)

me:hi i'd like to place an order
dominos:okay what can i get for you
me:uhm hold on, hey babe you wanted a large pepperoni right?
my empty apartment:
me:yeah we'll get a large pepperoni